Entries by Hafsah Sule Dauda


12 Things I Excel At

If you are here to read about how I excel at solving mathematical problems (I suck at Math), or how I’m a pro basketball player or how I can read minds, or something equally uninteresting and eww-inspiring that only simpletons do, then you shouldn’t move on from here. My life is not that serious and […]


Broke Girl Problems

Being broke means seeing the world in a different light. You think my mouth waters when I see that yummy picture of tantalizingly amazing looking burger? It doesn’t, I simply fail to see the tantalizational part of it, it’s black and white till my pocket can afford it; being broke dims the senses that need […]


I Had A Dream…

I don’t usually remember my dreams yet this one is quite memorable. It’s action packed featuring characters from plenty fantasy movies (I guess)… of course Marvel characters feature. Can’t recognise the villain but she is merciless…could be Hella. So we were in some sort of training school (my fathers house in reality) and we were […]

A Bug’s Life

She pressed and held so that the honk of her car will rally with that of the ones around, maybe then, the traffic will clear. She could will all the cars away, she knew she could. But she did not. She wanted- needed- to conserve her new found powers because of course it was bestowed […]

Single Girl Problems

There are some things that only single girls, those who were single for a long time, or those who are in a single relationship (they think they are in a relationship but in reality, they single) will understand. It is very interesting being single… very. When you are single single, and you reject a man, […]


Girl Problems: Fat Girl Problems

I want to lose weight but I don’t want to hear the mention of exercise, dietary changes, portion control, surgery or any non-surgical procedure, starvation, or any slimming tea that cannot work within 4days of use and cannot prevent the recurrence of fat. In other words, I need to lose weight by doing one magical […]