My Blogs

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A TRIBUTE TO MY FIRST LOVE-BURNT CLAY

A lady once messaged me saying she has read Burnt Clay three times. I smiled, it was so cute, I have read it almost ten times (not anymore, I cringe so much)... I know it’s weird😒 There’s nothing I enjoyed more in my life than writing…
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CHAPTER TWO: AJEBO LOADING..

So my grand plan is to not go out into the sun. It makes me look like a half-baked witch when all my vanity wants is to resemble some Nubian beauty princess who has all the rich princes trying to get the glass slipper on and she doesn't have…
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Chapter One: The List

PROLOUGE Dear Reader: If you are reading this then there are several possible reasons why; -The world did not come to an end. Good thing -The pandemic ended and I did not survive- not necessarily a good thing- and some gold diggers…
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ARE YOU OKAY?

Disclaimer: This journal is a pure work of fiction. It, in no way depicts the life of the writer nor any person. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Are You Okay will follow the life…
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12 Things I Excel At

If you are here to read about how I excel at solving mathematical problems (I suck at Math), or how I’m a pro basketball player or how I can read minds, or something equally uninteresting and eww-inspiring that only simpletons do, then you…
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20 Things On My Bucket List; One Of The Craziest Lists You’ll Read.

Do you have basic  stuff like hiking or crazy stuff like spending a night under water (that has no sharks) in a cage because you want to see if the ocean lights up in the middle of night?!... nope, not on my bucket list either. So bucket…

Social Media Lives (Lies); Believe At Your Own Risk.

You reading this can post all the things you wish to post about your life but I defiantly will not believe you because I’ve been let down so many times by people i thought had it together but are so full of it. The reality is that It’s…

My Super Open Fire Grilled Beef Recipe (With Pictures)

So during Eid, I usually assume the role of mai gashi at home. I am the Mallam Mai Suya. I organise the grills, get the beef, slice it into the layers, make the marinate and get to work. (The boys do their afterwards but it’s so basic). I…
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Broke Girl Problems

Being broke means seeing the world in a different light. You think my mouth waters when I see that yummy picture of tantalizingly amazing looking burger? It doesn’t, I simply fail to see the tantalizational part of it, it’s black and white…